How to BORG
Your guide to the Black Out Rage Gallon
The Sacred Process
1
Acquire a gallon of water
The sacred vessel awaits
2
Pour out 1/4 to 1/2 of the water
Making room for enhancement
3
Add your chosen enhancement liquid
The ritual begins
4
Add electrolytes and caffeine (optional)
Power-up your BORG
5
Shake well and chill
The final blessing
Safety Protocol
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Minimum Squad Size
Never BORG alone - maintain a minimum of 3 BORGanists for optimal safety
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Hydration Balance
For every BORG hour, consume one regular water. Stay hydrated, stay safe
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Sacred Ratios
The holy ratio: 60% water, 30% chosen enhancement, 10% electrolytes
BORG Dictionary
Borgasm
When you tap out from drinking too much, but only when you really really cant have any more
Added by Original BORGanist
Borganism
4 or more people in a circle, drinking a BORG. The sacred ritual of hydration
Added by Original BORGanist
Borgtender
The designated BORG creator for the group. Handles the sacred water-to-enhancement ratios
Added by Original BORGanist
Borgpocalypse
When everyone in the Borganism hits their Borgasm simultaneously
Added by Original BORGanist